But... Why?

"Well ya see kids, our grandpapies had hitler, our papies witnessed the tv being made international and well we.... ummm... we bitched about shit on the internet"

If you try and disqualify whatever the hell that thing is I think it would use your spine as a walking stick... Maybe it's best just to let it win this time

*ahem*

The black one is called Kumamon

Kuma translated into English would be bear. So it would be bearmon.