When people take the Onion seriously

I couldn't read to the end. Just all that idiocy.*shudders*

I like it. Its a good way to single out the lesser humans

I need more hands to face palm with

Kill them all.

Tax payer funded RINO, LOL

one or two of these i'm pretty sure the poster was also trying to be satirical.

I really don't like the person who wrote about poor people…the amount of money you have had nothing to do with how smart you are