For 23 years I didn't know of this, I've farted everywhere
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cookiesrgud4u
· 8 years ago
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How can you hear?
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cookiesrgud4u
· 8 years ago
Sorry i sound really insensitive, im just curious
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mrclever
· 8 years ago
Probably hearing aids or a surgery. I have a friend who had one a year back, he's right as rain now.
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cookiesrgud4u
· 8 years ago
Thats amazing thank you. I dont think anyone will have minded about the farts though!
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Some people can get a cochlear implant that goes into the cochlea and brain to stimulate the the channels in the ear, because some deaf people aren't born with hair cells which is what can cause deafness.
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kisnotundercover
· 8 years ago
You poor thing. Embarrassed yourself for 23 years. But you didn't know so it's okay :)
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mrclever
· 8 years ago
Oh hun I am so sorry
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deleted
· 8 years ago
When you're older farts also come with poop
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Don't tell grandma
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deleted
· 8 years ago
I snorted when reading these two comments!
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Well stop snorting coke and yo will be fine
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deleted
· 8 years ago
Coke is too fizzy I snort pepsi
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kisnotundercover
· 8 years ago
Was that a dig at Pepsi?
deleted
· 8 years ago
No I don't snort drinks just weed. Don't do drugs kids one marijuana and your hooked
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asuremissfire
· 8 years ago
Don't worry. Farts are always funny. I'm 26 now, and my boyfriend and I silently (or not so silently) fart in public. Needless to say, it's always freaking hilarious, because other people's reactions are priceless. Keep doing yo thang, trust me, when you get to be 80 something, you'll be unashamed of the self propelled walking farts you release without warning. It will be just as funny then as it was when you were born.
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kisnotundercover
· 8 years ago
This.
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songdae
· 8 years ago
You lived a happy life
