CANNOT UNSEE

I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT NOW

That's not even its final form.

Don't get too excited. It's his cell phone, unless pricks are bricks.

What sort of weird cellphone is that? What sort of strange pocket would hold it in such a way? Look at the crotch and right inner thigh.

Er, its a square cellphone, so unless dicks are now made differently, that bulge is a cell phone.
But you know what? If it is going to make your day to stare at that guy's crotch and fantasize that he's Long Dong Silver or whatever, you do whatever helps you in the warm wet shower, okey-doke?

Haha go dad

Don't just suck one eat a whole bag okay Hun have fun

Suck my banana you little chipmunk