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theshmike


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Weasel! I want one! 10 comments
theshmike · 4 years ago
Stoat!
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You know he dead. 17 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Why would you sit on your laptop?
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Incredibly Detailed Drawing Of A Chameleon Using Color Pencils 2 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
I'm fairly sure I know the iguana who posed for this.
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Tyrannosaurus rex 3 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Titty-Rex
Give me your strongest coffee 9 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Do it.
deep 16 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Manners maketh man. This is a good idea, get some of those good old school qualities instilled into the youth of today.
Give me your strongest coffee 9 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Their names seem incomplete like McLovin...
Give me your strongest coffee 9 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Do the Dragon Ball Z characters have surnames?
Freshman year spoilers: 21 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
There's a movie too for you folks that don't like reading. John Malkovich plays the tard, it's worth watching.
If you got a bad day 6 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
*looks at frog* Thank you sir/ma'am I greatly appreciate your existence 16 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
I'll have the bugs, take the frogs I say!
wiv baaaah fam 3 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Shear happiness.
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Well its true... 12 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Who yawned when reading this?
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My pet chicken was super fluffy too... 5 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Well player, Satan, well played.
There's a kid on that bug 16 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Natalie starboardman 8 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
*Portsideman
Book Scent 5 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Word Porn.
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Who else felt completely untrusted when your mum did this? 5 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Everybody feels untrusted when your mom makes you wear dungarees.
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No thanks 10 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
In South Africa you'd get shot for two chicken drumsticks and a bowl of toilet water, nevermind a phone.
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CANNOT UNSEE 43 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Before ( _ . _ ) After ( _ O _ )
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Cosplays that are Child's Play 12 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play?
3*7 Plane Drivers 68 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
In muggle's terms...
3*7 Plane Drivers 68 comments
theshmike · 5 years ago
The combination of LSD and a keyboard?