One year, the ceremony went wrong, and it channeled all the negative things from all Canadians in the world, and even from a few of the geese, and plopped it into Justin Bieber. Since that year, he had been in containment for study until they found a way to destroy the monstrosity that had been created. However, he escaped with the help of an almost unbelievable amount of pre-adolescent fangirls, and has laid waste to the world ever since...
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· 8 years ago
One day, if all goes according to the prophecy, a giant Canadian Goose will descend from the heavens and beat him to death with a hockey stick.
In syrup's name, amen
Decades ago, they had a contest. A contest in which only few survived. The least beautiful of those were sacrificed in the following ritual, in order to create the ultimate moose. Unfortunately, his demon slaying abilities were soon noticed by an American family, who adopted him as one of there own. However, misfortune followed the moose-child everywhere, forcing him to give up his true name and hide from the dark forces intent on destroying him under the guise of Jared Padalecki.
i've never met a nice canadian in my life and i've met several. i don't understand why people say that they are overly nice when ive never even met or heard of anyone i know meeting a particularly nice canadian. i believe that many canadians are nice but it's not like they're as extremely calm and sweet as everyone makes them seem.
just speaking from experience. if there is more someone would like to explain to me feel free.
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· 8 years ago
I live in Canada and, while we have our share of assholes, I've found the kindness of strangers much more prevalent here than in America. Unless you're an English speaker in Quebec. Then everyone is a jerk to you
In syrup's name, amen
Imbecile!