Fit for a King

Somehow I find this totally adorable!!!

My dog would be like nope and still go sleep on the top

This is Genius

It's cool, but you would be stuck seeing the box-spring (the second "mastress" under the one you sleep on) since there are probably no specialized clothes to go over it

That would make it really awkward to bang someone while your dog is trying to sleep. "Could you keep it down?? Geez!"