One proud spider

When spiders do it its 'amazing' and 'beautiful'.
But when I do it it's 'disgusting' and 'unsanitary'
What's with the double standard???

You have a very talented bum, little spider.

Aww he's so cute

Good for you, follow your dreams
*flies away*

This is toddlers as well.

Spinnerettes, actually... but they are located at the back of the abdomen next to the anus.

I wish so badly I could like this 100x

Dam straight, I will not take any more crap. Watch out!

One more reason to hate spiders, webs, and everything to do with them