Things money can't buy

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userrname · 9 years ago · FIRST

Money can buy class...es.

I'm sorry

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taratheartist · 9 years ago

It may not be able to buy any of those but it can buy a Porsche, which is a close second

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deleted · 9 years ago

But it can buy me a boat.
(Country music reference ayyyy)

taratheartist · 9 years ago

I literally heard this song for the first time a few hours ago and I immediately thought "there couldn't be a song more country than this"

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jermurhu · 9 years ago

It'll get you closer to them, though

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chocolatefeces · 9 years ago

Pick 3. Most people on earth are shittier than that. Humans generally suck, with some exceptions.

guest · 9 years ago

Actually money can buy manners... I took etiquette classes as a child, I know how to use all my spoons and shit

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guest · 9 years ago

Ten is debatable

guest · 9 years ago

True story