I know this guy, and his son is gay, and he took one of his female friends to prom, and when they were dancing her boobs were pressed onto him, and then he threw up because "they were so squishy"
Cause they're annoying as fuck. They gotta bounce when you go up/down stairs or run, exercise in general. It's hard to lay on your stomach sometimes cause you can't breathe. Bras are a pain in the ass to wear but you gotta unless you want all the bouncing and flopping around. And you can randomly pinch them with your arm when you move and it fucking hurts.
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