If I were a dad...

I wish my dad had a sense of humour like his but sadly it's dead just like him

My sister asked my dad to hold her purse once and so he walked off with it in that super girly way with the swaying hips and everything

Dad just did what every IDIOTIC girl post on her profile; I hope they can see how silly they look. GO DAD!!

Morphine kicking in. Ha-ha.