How can some people only eat one cookie?

Haha I've eaten an entire family sized chips ahoy in one sitting

Me! *crunch* Fucking! *crunch* Love! *crunch* COOKIES! *crunch crunch*

*i read as I stuff animal crackers in my mouth*

Not sure where I saw this (to give credit) but
"Any cookie can be bite size if you try hard enough"

Oh my I literally just finished my box of cookies I just bought earlier today then I saw this!