This guy is a genius

The magic of the "random" button.

And I'm now here because 25 weeks ago I followed the comments. Now we're all here, let's have a party

I'll bring the Pizza

I've already got drinks, what's your preferred drink?

Aren't you underage?

Drinks could mean anything, it could mean bootleg whiskey to Ribena. What are you after, I'll see what I can do

You got any milkshake?

Depends on the flavour

Any, I like all

Good, because I have a very limited supply of varying flavours. It'd surprise you how much of a bad idea it actually is to carry around 17 full milkshakes in a briefcase

You could always put them into a bottle

I could have.. Yeah, little late for that now though. Anyway, as it stands, we've got one chocolate, two vanilla and a few mint I think, take your pick

Mix them all together and see what it tastes like

That I can do. Also, what pizza did you bring along?

Spicy chicken and chilli beef

Ah okay

I'll get one that you like, just place your order

I've always liked a plain Margherita, but maybe just get a half and half so I'm not sitting with a whole pizza

I love margherita pizza too, we'll share one

Sounds good!

Milkshake pizza party!!!!!

Sounds good, let's get everyone invited!

Start up something so people can book their spot

Alright, how many people have we room for?

15 (minivan)

Alright, I could hire out a bus or something, I don't know. It depends how many people we would be expecting

Just ask around and the 1st 15 people that say yes are going to the party

Alright, where do I ask?

Funsubstance

Yeah, but just on random posts then?

Yeah, and then when you get 15 people let me know who they are

Alright, will do

Right, I've stuck a thing in the chat, people can sign up, I'll tell you when there's 15

Good job soldier

9 on board so far

HERE I AM

Make that 10

Right name them so far

Texasranger 1
Missunkown 2
Stoner2 3
Rarepepe 4
Pattywhack 125 5
Dunkey 6
Baconincarnate 7
Dzrosex 8
Crfwannabe 9
Katnisseverdeen_ 10
Also, therainbow wanted to join in but it seemed others weren't too fond of that, your call

I'm happy with everyone, but rarepepe doesn't like me

No no no no no. I think I should be number 1 instead of number 10, since I started this 25 week old chat again. (lol)

Well me and ecumenicalmatter are the head party organisers so we will decide

:(

Don't worry you'll still be allowed into the party

yay! I HAVE BLANKETS AND PILLOWS LETS MAKE A FORT

Remember not to eat anything before coming because there will be pizza and milkshake

Yeah, well, including you and I, thatguyyouknow, we have 13

Updated list:
Texasranger 1
Missunkown 2
Stoner2 3
Rarepepe 4
Pattywhack 125 5
Dunkey 6
Baconincarnate 7
Dzrosex 8
Card wannabe 9
Katnisseverdeen_ 10
Ecumenicalmatter 11
Thatguyyouknow 12
Therainbow 13
Dimebag 14

You've done a good job ecumenicalmatter, you'll be getting a promotion after this

Many thanks, comrade. Anyway, we've 15 people now, so what's the plan?

Let's get this party started

Alright, well, I'm going to be inactive for 24 hours or so(plane trips, y'know), so, you should see my thing about the party in the chat, you can post this link in there or whatever, I'm sure it'll be in full swing when I get back

Alright so this is what the random button brought me to. I might be only a couple days late, but I had a time machine.

Oof