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I KNOW I CAN'T ORDER BUT CAN'T I HAVE A FREE SAMPLE

DID YOU EXPECT TO PAY

YES

I NOW BELIEVE THAT'S CALLED A PROSTITUTE, SERO

WHAT
NO
I'M AN IDIOT

I WANNA TELL KASS

SHUT UP
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT

YES YOU DIDDDD

I WANT IT FOR FREEE

THAT'S LIKE A HOOKER STILL

FINE I DON'T WANT ANY

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

OKAY I WANT IT.....

GO GET IT ;D

*gets it*

U got dat ass
-link music-

Wait fuck I just realized how that sounded