I'M SO ALONE

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pattywhack125 · 9 years ago · FIRST

♪ Aaaallll byyyyy myyyyyseeellfffff ♫

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deleted · 9 years ago

My favorite pickup line is:
Ma'am, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across

pattywhack125 · 9 years ago

:O
O:

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average_potterhead · 9 years ago

"Do you like Harry Potter?" That's mine.

guest · 9 years ago

Yes, I do. Did we just became friends?

average_potterhead · 9 years ago

We would if I had any way to know which person is you... Like an account...

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hardcoreplant · 9 years ago

Mine is: oh, you hate ____ too? :D

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pattywhack125 · 9 years ago

For us band nerds:
"So what instrument do you play?"

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marshmallowfluff · 9 years ago

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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the_doctor · 9 years ago

You know mine? "Run". Gets everyone.

randomfandomgirl · 9 years ago

Well, didn't "run" get you a girlfriend tho?

the_doctor · 9 years ago

It's multipurpose.

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