So True

Bitch please, I don't care who is in the room when I watch a movie

Kiss scene? Try a sex scene

Reaction:
"Oh crud, I forgot about this part."

If you think kissing/sex scenes are bad, try watching Sense8 with your parents. There's a 5-minute orgy with more than half of the eight main characters at one point.

You can watch the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo...
Girl rapes a dude with a dildo and then tatoos his chest (After being anal raped from him and forced to give him head) :/

Yes that is a very nice ceileng. That wall over there seems very interesting. I'll just stare at it for the next two minutes.