tldr; cats are jerks

That cat could become a supervillan being that clever

I just read this to my sister and I am in tears!

My cat eats all the time. He's such a fatty. And when there's only a few pieces left in his bowl he pops open the lid to the bin but won't eat out of it. And of course that baffles my fiancé...the fact that he goes to the trouble of opening it but won't stick his head in to eat.

I lost it at "all over me like the whore of Babylon"

I love cats. Even if they are super villains.

Lol, I love that cat. XD