A very sophisticated way to open a bottle of wine

At first I was like, "this is the most outrageous bullshit I have ever seen. How rich do you have to....???" And then by the middle I was like, "this is the most balla shit I have ever seen. I'm doing this with every bottle of wine I open until the day I die."

Why the porn soundtrack?

I'll get my man Jeeves onto this.

wtf? Dude, just drink a beer.