When you do all the work in a group project

Oh look
My last name is all over the project..
Good job, me

Wow. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in that family.
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"
"A fireman!"
"No, you want to be a lawyer."

This is in my town.

My town too... there are actually 5 Allen's, but limited it to 4...