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kisnotundercover
· 9 years ago
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Tl;dr: Authors are awesome people
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pegleg0423
· 9 years ago
You should read it cuz it's pretty awesome. Why are all your novels dipped in sprite?
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guest
· 9 years ago
My favorite was "And believe me, it will try to escape. They always do"
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
I just got more confused the more I read
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deleted
· 9 years ago
This just made my night.
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skin
· 9 years ago
Don't tell me how to live my life Zadie Smith, my characters have no pants until said otherwise
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222daisy
· 9 years ago
I want to read about the tiny rude clam!
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otamega
· 9 years ago
Mr. Franzen is pure evil
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stream_42
· 9 years ago
I think I might be Peter the fabulously rude clam.
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wecontrolthechaos
· 9 years ago
And I was so excited to see some actual writing advice! About half way through the second one I realized I wasn't getting any of that here, and I ain't even mad. This is the best thing I've read all week!
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halesyeah
· 9 years ago
Write drunk, edit sober
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deleted
· 9 years ago
That could turn out very interesting.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Writers are all mad, here is the proof. The funny thing is there is actual advice behind the madness in each piece.
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