WeControltheChaos

wecontrolthechaos


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Deciding who to vote for like 10 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 4 years ago
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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You may only choose one! And what would you do with it? 38 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Actually, one could do a lot of socially unacceptable things guilt free because they'd have no lasting effects but you'd still have the memory of them. Seems like a win-win to me.
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THE MORE YOU KNOW... 8 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Because he was a tactical genius and this is a bottleneck.
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Is it "Christian spam" if it's funny? 20 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter.
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A Brazilian sex theme park er*tikaland is set to open in 2018 17 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Seven...seven...seven! SEVEN!
But seriously, this is terrible.
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This woman stole five eggs to feed her kids. The cops didn't arrest her. They helped 21 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Honest to God thought the title meant they helped her steal eggs.
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pretty funny 6 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Obvious comeback: Your mom told me.
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Tesla deserves more respect 15 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Ok, yeah he was a racist, and a supporter of eugenics (probably that other opinion you were trying to recall?) but if we're going to judge him by our standards today, we have to do the same with everybody from that period, which means they were almost all dicks.
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Which era is your favorite? 23 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Definitely renaissance. They may not be as flashy as all the CG stuff but the real beauty was in the storytelling.
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I want most of these 35 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
The best thing would be to have a Barcode on the ticket so you could scan it and it would play the movie you bought the ticket for, but useless for any othe movies or showtimes. And yeah, screen should be on the door or something.
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I could actually see him doing this 5 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
A good point. Maybe it WAS more punishment than philanthropy.
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Testicle donation anyone? 16 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
You could always decline to be put under.....but I don't recommend it.
I could actually see him doing this 5 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Idk, I knew a wealthy guy that did something similar for someone. He was a real jerk most of the time, and I really don't know what his motivation was in that case. All I know is one nice act doesn't make you a good person, and even bad ppl can be found doing something nice once in a while. Just like normally decent ppl can sometimes be jerks. People are funny that way.
Sparrows in the Netherlands 6 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Alfred Hitchcock presents.....
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Hospital t-rex has a message 4 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
But-but....this paper cut hurts REALLY bad.
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Why you're essentially the same age as the universe 6 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
The name of our galaxy has always bothered me and I cringe internally every time I have to use it. Also, the last point on here is awesome.
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Can't Wait To Get One 8 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Did you pray for a million dollars? Cuz you could probably get that in the lawsuit.
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Anyone else? 12 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Welp, looks like I found my people.
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Why Isn't he God Like? 22 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Jesus Christ that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save....
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How deer you disturb the cat? 2 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
It's 2016 ppl. Why don't we have these yet? He's so majestic.
Guy survives round to the head thanks to Kevlar helmet 4 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Careful there. I saw a scene like this I Saving Private Ryan.
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Fav books? 21 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
The book thief.
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
Check you sight privilege guys
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Madeup tumblr emotions 12 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
#6. Why did you do this to me??
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Pleh! 5 comments
wecontrolthechaos · 5 years ago
How do you not fall down more?
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