Devils Chocolate

*planchette moves*
D O. I. S M E L L. C O O K I E S?

Yes.

I definitely would, I'd also have tea.

Nope. You're gonna eat ALL the cookie dough raw. In an effort to kill yourself.

"Oh great Lucifer, I could not find the blood of a virgin, so I brung cookies"

No but the ghost that's been watching you sleep since you needed a crib and diapers would like a cookie.

I ATE A WHOLE PACKAGE OF THAT EXACT BRAND OF COOKIE DOUGH ITS THE BE ST I WAS SICK FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS AFTER BUT IT WAS WORTH IT