Oh, you Funsubstance users, you

He just casually walks back into CHB like "Hey did anyone miss the badass latina?"

He would probably say Latino, since he's a guy but I can see him doing just that. I'm rereading all the books right now actually.

I'm so lost right now, who is he?

He's a really cool character from The Heroes of Olympus book series.

Uuh sounds interesting, what are the books about?

It's the second series of books about Percy Jackson and other Demi-gods and their adventures, set in modern times. So if you want to read them, I suggest starting with the first series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. You will love them!

It has to do with the greek gods and mythology and it is amazing

Thank you for adding that. I just got off work and am really tired. For some reason I just couldn't explain it well.

Not possible

That's true thanks to the murican college system, I'll probably be in debt for the rest of my life

Well, then you had better get to ruining more effects so that you can get paid.

Oh please, I've made it my job

Wait was that a joke about our collage system???

Because you can move to ducking Russia if your complaining about our collage

Yeah I'll do that. It's probably cheaper to move to Russia than pay off my student debt that I'll end up with

*college. Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Damnnnnnnn it