Picked a random one out of my gallery. I don't know what it is

How on earth would you get a traditional thong on the pavement while wearing it? Aggressive teabagging?

Oh

Oh.

I was so confused there until I found out what "thong" meant in Australian..

O damn it

Wait you have a gallery

Rather than melting a thong, some girls would burn their knees

so much more sense now.

Oh