If you ever get bullied

I do the same thing if I think monsters are in my room

I'm female....is it appropriate to say lady boner in this case or just stick to erection?

So is my vagina going to spontaneously turn into a penis or...

I really like Stephen Fry as an artist and for much of his wisdom, but sometimes what he says is just stupid. Chances are that a physical bully is also a homophobe, well, its actually aimed at homophobe bullies, and for those the whole setup is way too complex to make them stop their attack. To tell a physically violent homophobe he gives you an erection might make the difference between a black eye and a funeral.

Too bad I'm a female