Your ex was a dinosaur, separated from you 65 million years ago, whose body was preserved in sediments and her heart was petrified as a rock, to be excavated millions of years later and be returned to you in what can only be a spiritual reunion?
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Oh. You mean your ex's heart is hard and cold. ... I still think the initial interpretation was cooler!
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Oh. You mean your ex's heart is hard and cold. ... I still think the initial interpretation was cooler!