This is what the corporate ladder at my job feels like

As in its hard to climb or you are rising up really fast in a short amount of time, like a linear standpoint

Just imagine what fantastic shape you'll be when you reach the top.

nope

that seems very climable..

Think about all the people that died agonizing deaths while broken and bleeding out at the bottom. Yep, looks corporate to me

Going down those stairs must be the worse

Well it is called a ladder

I'm sure the people who actually had to use these were thinking about corporations...

how did they climb it without the chains?

I want to do this