Me am got moobs. Skinny as a rail with two lucky chestmeats. Insurance won't cover getting the boys removed. Never take me shirt off at beach. These bodies are a cruel joke.
I really like my 'small' boobs. For various reasons. This is one. Others include not having trouble doing sports ot simply walking down stairs even without a strong bra.
This comment thread is awesome, +1 internets to all involved. And ladies, you must know, good guys love all boobs, the size does not matter, they are YOUR beautiful funbag dirty pillows with twistable nips! The few weak fools who demand large and/or disproportionate breasts are not worth your time or attention.
*drools a lot*
Your lovely tits are just calm
:"D