Cue maniacal laughter

This is amazing

Yessssss

You evil soul
I like you

I wish you think of a clever comeback
but roast is over and it's too late

Calm the fuck down satan

Permanently wet shoes and socks. Cell phone battery never charging above 5%. Four flat tires and late for something important. Super loud and long farts at all the wrong times (weddings, funerals, business meetings).

You forgot terrible WiFi wherever they go or none at all

What about permanently stepping on Legos?

I Wish Them A Gentlemans Anger

Upside down USBs