That's why

He only has 3 inches

Yes because it definitely would of changed the outcome of the game
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I mean really

Tiger Woods should date a patriots fan, they don't care if you cheat.

Thanks:)

You can go back to Britain cus we don't want you

Good thing this country is free and I don't have to give a shit about what you say.
As an aside, I've never been to Great Britain.

Well no one gives a shit about what you say so bye

You can't possibly know that all 7 billion people have no opinion on what I say. That's ridiculous.

Well who won the woman's fifi World Cup?

Not the UK

Fifi, i'm dying. Lmao

Don't understand why I got downvoted, but it makes more sense to name a sport after what you do with the ball rather than how long the ball is.