Staircase made entirely out of salt

Salty, like ur attitude

Is it bad that I actually wanna walk up them?

That bit at the top looks like the staircase for the mines of Moria

Let's let a bunch of snails loose in there.

And why do we need this?

IMAGINE GETTING A MILLION PAPER CUTS AND JUMPING INTO THIS

(insert 'but why' gif here)

The ultimate demon protection, a tower with salt stairs.

I want to kick it over

*touches bottom part* shit shit shit shit *dies of salt suffocation*

I just wanna *flick*