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davidtennant
· 9 years ago
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"What the hell was that?!" screamed the anus two minutes later. Not mine, credit goes to some person on Tumblr.
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smbadat
· 9 years ago
I was going to say this too
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crackerj82
· 9 years ago
Ditto
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thepacifist
· 9 years ago
I was gonna say it and take credit because you can't prove it wasn't me.
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smbadat
· 9 years ago
Classic
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guest
· 9 years ago
The poet is hardly "unknown". Erich Fried; " Es ist,was es ist"
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anonymoushobbit
· 9 years ago
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" screams the cops 10 minutes later
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Those were the hearts last words.
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deleted
· 9 years ago
This reminds me of suicide.
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hickorynut2
· 9 years ago
No, more like, "LETS FUCKING DO IT!" Screamed the heart, drowning out all other voices as the idea of me and the most out of my league girl together slowly sank into the concrete of my soul.
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guest
· 9 years ago
I'm more concerned about why almost every quote is typed on a typewriter
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