The Bat and Cat

O.o I didn't realize shit was adorable. XD

XD just look at the poop emoji

XD it looks like chocolate pudding to me.

XD seeee?

I don't really know why you want to know how large the moon should be to become Jesus

It's a dark arts spell thing. It's very specific.

(Don't try to be witty if you can't)

Depends on which DC Earth you are on.

Tru dat, Is there one where he marries cat women?

Earth 2. They grow old and have a daughter named Helena Wayne. She doesn't really accept her dad. But loves her mom. So she becomes Huntress.

Will you be my Catwoman?

Of course I will <3