Aight. So I was on a group trip to Alaska and we were hiking and found this wild blueberry patch. So most everyone was just sitting and talking or reapplying sunscreen, I was sitting on this rock covered in soft moss and eating the blueberries around me. The guide just sorta looks at me and says, "There's (my name), chillin' like a villain." I just wanted to share that.
I want a hot body but I care more about trying to kill myself by secretly trying to commit suicide every Friday till I succeed because nothing matters fuck life
You were right it worked
Love the tumblr comps BTW!