A moment of silence for this guy

Oh look it's my alter ego. Oh wait. I'm so bad at relationships I'm not even invited to be a third wheel.

This is worse than third wheeling, this is abuse!! I can third wheel but don't count on me to be your dog

All I can think of is how when whales make it, one whale flips upside down and a third bro-whale holds the upside down whale on his back so that him and his lady whale can do the do