The Too Long, Didn't Read Version of the Bible

Thought about it after I posted it

We should start a bowling team when we all get to hell

It's kinda hard to bowl when you're burning eternally.

You mean, it's kinda hard NOT to bowl when you're burning eternally

Yeah! :D *high fives* *is on fire*

Flame five! :D

Who cares? It's funny and that's all that matters

Yeah man I guess, I'm just kinda religious tho. But yeah, I guess it was all just in fun no harm done.

Yeah he was not disrespectful at all in my opinion. I, on the other hand, am going to hell for not thinking that comment through

You're right durell. And I like the fact that you're not bitching about it. We need more you's.

Oh and I actually think it's kinda refreshing to look at the Bible this way for once, right?

Sort of, yeah!