How to extend the length of your essays

Pretty sure I wouldn't get away with this and considering most of my essays are in English... I might fail

END THE THE MINDFUCKERY

I don't exactly think this would work. I mean, the the amount of time spent on on adding an an extra the the to the the essay would be better well well spent just writing a complete essay without the the extra nonsense. It's always better to be be productive instead of taking the the shortcuts in life, especially if if you are are involved in in school.

Make your punctuation marks size 14 font. Your professor won't notice and it gives you more length. Although your paper will be very spaced out... But I did it for a disciplinary essay I had to write and they never noticed.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure a good English instructor would notice, the "14-point period" trick would be a more subtle shortcut, or better yes, just write and revise the damn thing, like you're supposed to.

When I read this I feel like I'm stuttering. Ta-ta-today junior!