Most retarded thing you've done

Finger prints from what? He put the knife in the glove box and the police have no reason to search his car and obviously believe him and he's drunk so he could just give them any story and can blame any discrepancies on the booze

This man is a god dammed national treasure.

As if the bright kids at 4chan would make up stories ;-)

As if the bright kids at FS would repost this story ad nauseum ;-)