I have a weird rabbit

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

"What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator, flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to an unknowable destiny?"

That's how they communicate....and plot their plans

"I'm so adorable"

i love that theres just a (beer?) bottle sitting there, while the rest of the floor looks tidy and vacuumed.

he's thinking about how fab he is

I am just letting myself go. What girl rabbit will want me with all this baggage? Yeah I have a cute nose and fluffy fur but all bunnies do. Maybe I should get a hat. But how do I get money for a hat? Maybe I can rob a jewelery store? I will just hop in with a wittle gun and a wittle ski mask and demand they give me all the karrots. Yeah karrots, I love carrots, I wonder if hooman will give me some carrots today. Wait what was I thinking about? O thats right lunch.

Thinking about the good old days as the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog 

World domination

Is that bottle his too?

She's beginning to be self aware or shes going through puberty.Either or she has teenage problems now.

"I'm such a messed up looking dog"

I want a lop

I'm too sexy for this person, too sexy for this person, too sexy by far