This is advance evil…

You know the horizontal bars on a ladder? Those are rungs.
That being said, the metaphor for hell is usually circles or rings, so it's quite possible a typo anyway.

Knowing what a rung means then you should know it's an eloquent way of saying a special level of hell.

If I was the dude, I would have been like, "Too bad, so sad, I'm dating this person now."

"If you've gone over six months without playing with a toy then you don't need it." I hope the guy runs fast and runs far, and soon.

you're such a dick

That rhymes

I curse you that you get this sort of friendzoned atleast once in your lifetime, guest! >:-1

Shhhhh.