Remember this if people call you fat or skinny

That's not what I expected

Someone who's healthy will still have a more well-nourished skeleton than someone who is not

Prepare for school.
Then prepare for work.
Then prepare for retirement.
Then die.
Then prepare for THE SKELETON WAR

In some cases of obesity, the sheer weight of some people's bodies actually cause permanent bending in the bones, resulting in a deformed skeleton. Even in this scenario, being fat is still not a good thing.

Pimpin.

good thing I am big on calcium

Did someone say Skeleton War?

We will destroy the Muslim world. Every refugee into Europe will die