Jordan

grumpledagron


Killing old people for charity since 1984!

— Jordan Report User
This guy is getting married in 30 minutes 9 comments
grumpledagron · 7 years ago
cyka blyat
Sgt badass! 7 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Black Lt. Surge
I just found this gem on facebook 29 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
lolololololololololol
Uh... ಠ_ಠ 9 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Hawt.
The intruder 52 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Fuckin creepy ass bitch get outta my house.
My roommate ladies and gentlemen 16 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Shove his controller so far up his ass it ends up right behind his eyes.
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Robin williams 10 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
:(
Hitler was so dumb 6 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Let's be real, Abraham Lincoln's an idiot.
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Guns save lives 62 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
I game nearly every day, mostly FPS games, and I can't aim for shit, a controller (or mouse) does not even come close to a real gun. The latter option is the only way he could've done that, or it was a lucky shot.
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nice 10 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Oh hey look, a gate to Oblivion.
Came across this weird hole in the middle of the forest, should I go in? 36 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
YES, there could be legendary loot inside, go in before your other party members notice!
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well what did you expect? 9 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Any psychic's eyes would instantly vaporize if they saw my true angelic form.
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Oh the Horror of nuclear attack 11 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
THOSE BASTARDS!
1 in 5 Teenagers Will Experiment With Art 31 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
"You just don't understand me!"
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So scary I had to hide it!!! 10 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
0/10 BY IGN 2 SPOOP
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Remember this if people call you fat or skinny 11 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Pimpin.
Nature noms 22 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Yay, death!
Obama's logo got Trump'd 6 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
His terrible, terrible hair.
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How to become a successful person 4 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
I don't think I know everything, I do know everything.
You exist, but do you feel alive? 15 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Yes, actually. I'm a living human being, I feel alive because I am alive. This doesn't belong on funsubstance.
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Ana 17 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
What an idiot.
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Just stepped in shit 11 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Disgusting, get that off immediately, I heard it causes brain death if it comes into contact with flesh.
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Dang. 16 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
Iron Man master race!
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I seem to be a minority here 16 comments
grumpledagron · 8 years ago
I can. I really don't know why some people can't.