I do use dude a lot :b

Nothing much, he's just Ivan

Everyone has an Ivan.

I have 2 friends named Ivan

I don't have an Ivan...now I want an Ivan.

I am a rentable Ivan (please note I am not actually Ivan but I can act like one)

I want an ivan

$20/hr

Guest, I will vouch for ajhedges he is a very good substitute Ivan.

Thank you

I need a "Crazy Ivan" can you do that?

And is "Crazy Ivan" still $20/hr, or is crazy extra?

Only up to $22/hr

One of my Ivan's is on FS
He's FunkeyPanda

Hey! If $20/hr is too rich for your blood, I know a company that will rent you Nerdy Sandra $10/hr
Repeating Randy $4/hr
Gay Brad $15/hr

No, stop. You are eliminating small business

'Tis Ivan here. I charge a special $17/h on Wednesdays. With a complimentary insult included

He's legit yo

We should be sleeping

Speak for yourself

no guys, i am best ivan, i am only ivan, all others are imposters

Funkeypanda's name is Ivan tho
You stated above that you weren't a real Ivan, you were just an imposter

No, i am now only ivan

Bitch please i am da original

There can only be one

And that one is funkeypanda

There shall only be one