Enjoy floundering and then wondering why your business isn't doing well then mortgaging your home then closing your business then your kids starving then living in your car while begging.
Enjoy being homeless-ish.
Ok this comment is a perfect case in point. A ridiculous lazy joke about having a hangover may get a "brokeass college student" to walk in but paying customers won't put up with this crap.
its funny. only a tightass would let it keep them away from the shop, and its clearly a joke and they are not going to stumble in 30 minutes late every other day.
Enjoy being homeless-ish.