My kind of job

He's really handsome. He can lay in my bed for 70 days.

The man, the myth, the legend.

18,000 for lying in the bed for 70 days? $18,000/70 days=%257.14 per day. $257.14/ 24 hours= $10.71 per hour. That is very low income and consider working 24 hours a day for 70 days straight is even worse. Plus you are lying in the bed all day, you get bored. You cant move and use your energy, you get fat. You cant have sex. Clearly there are people constantly running tests on you. You dont get to do so many things. You are literally crossing more than 2 months out of your life for $10/ hour. Why it is dream job, again?

He looks like the dude that got my roommate pregnant and left town in the middle of the night owing me fifty bucks about ten years ago.

I would do it for nothing