I think we all remember this

More like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle says they arent

No matter what they say, we all know they're gay. It's like in LOTR. Frodo and Sam are gay, they just add in Rosie Cotton to make them look like they aren't

No, its benedryl cumquat.

Umm, pretty sure its Benaboop Crumplesnitch

Actually probably *horrified British people drop their teacups*