I'm not mad, I'm disappointed

My mom's most played album:
"Stop sleeping until afternoon! At your age I was running marathons and being as active as possible! How did you turn up being my complete opposite?!"

My mom's hit single "stop what your doing and help me (with an easy task)" and her chart topper "I'm to busy playing a video game"

4) because I said so
5) when we get home I'm gonna beat your ass
6) I'm not asking you, I'm telling you

My moms most played album:
"I'm counting to three"
"You know better than that"
And from her family and friends album, a hidden track:
"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"

"I guess I'm just a bad mother"
"I never got anything half as good as I give you"
"You need to have a talk with the pastor"
"Do whatever you want, I'm just the mom"

"that room better be cleaned by the time i get home"
"Jesus, am i the only one capable of turning off the light?"
"So no one could do the dishes out take out the garbage, huh?"

Why the fuck are you so lazy
None of your business
Go the fuck to bed

By Fall out boy

Mexican mom version:
"Ponte los zapatos!"

Damn Kids, can't find anything!

Then there's Mom's greatest sleeper hits, where you realize you've turned into Mom's most played albums