Me: *coming back from the bathroom*
Teacher: WTF WERE YOU DOING IN THERE
Me: I found a motherfucking Mew in there
Teacher: yoU FOUND WHAT GET ME THE FUCK BACK THERE
Teacher: What took you so long your locker is right down the hall
Me: There was a lillipup in the middle of the hall you expected me to just leave it there..?
Teacher: Why did you just spend twenty minutes after lunch in the cafeteria? It already ended
Me: Excuse me, there was a freaking Eevee there. Do you know how rare they are?
Me: *10 minutes late to class*
Teacher: "Excuse me young man why are you so late? Do you have a tardy slip?"
Me: THERE WAS A GOD DAMN GIRATINA YO. THAT SHIT WUZ CRAY.
Me: *coming home late from work*
Mom: Why are you home so late?! What don't you want me to know?!
Me: Whoa, chill mom, I just had to catch Lugia.
Mom: SHIT WHAT WHERE
Teacher: WTF WERE YOU DOING IN THERE
Me: I found a motherfucking Mew in there
Teacher: yoU FOUND WHAT GET ME THE FUCK BACK THERE
Me: There was a lillipup in the middle of the hall you expected me to just leave it there..?
Me: Excuse me, there was a freaking Eevee there. Do you know how rare they are?
Teacher: "Excuse me young man why are you so late? Do you have a tardy slip?"
Me: THERE WAS A GOD DAMN GIRATINA YO. THAT SHIT WUZ CRAY.
Mom: Why are you home so late?! What don't you want me to know?!
Me: Whoa, chill mom, I just had to catch Lugia.
Mom: SHIT WHAT WHERE