PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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Secret confessions of the working class 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Oh, that's goo- WAIT, ANYMORE?!?!
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Secret confessions of the working class 24 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Wait, who the fuck dumps their family's remains at the Haunted Masion?!
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"Nobody can beat me!" 4 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
This has been "Comments from Spock"
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Finally, a use for selfies. 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Teacher's like "Yeah, you're fucked."
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Rose preserved under a layer of ice 12 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Titanic's alternate ending.
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Noone expects the spanish inquisition 4 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
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The Aquaman of pokemons 4 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Pirates beg to differ.
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This made my day 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
And Leviticus 18:22.
Who's side are you on really? 86 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
In Age of Ultron, it's revealed that Hawkeye already has a wife and a few kids. But yeah, I can see why you'd think that :P
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Who's side are you on really? 86 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
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I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Bitch I'm fabulous in my ass
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It just can't happen 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
I have a hobby of catching chickens. No net. Just bare hands, sprinting, and knees that get INCREDIBLY fucked up by gravel.
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People asked to get roasted 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
I don't care if you notice me, and I will NEVER notice you.
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This made my day 18 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Actually, we're perfectly fine with gays. Our only problem is with gay marriage, because the christian definition of marriage is between a man and a woman with the intent to make children. Since a gay couple can't make children, they can't get married. Going off of that, the only reason we're against gay sex is because it doesn't produce children, and assuming that the two aren't married (because that wasn't a thing until recently) they would be having pre-marital sex, which is a BIG no-no.
Honestly though, the whole "gay marriage is an abomination" thing is pretty stupid.
Pokemon 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Actually, it's a plush toy.
Pokemon 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Venezuelan poodle moths are real, but the one pictured is actually a plush toy of a poodle moth. The real thing is much smaller.
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
MY CABBAGES
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cool. 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
*in the back* MOM, I NEED TO BORROW THE CREDIT CARD!!!!
Damn son 48 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Lesbian.
Gay.
Bisexual.
Transgender.
Long ago, the LGBT community lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Westboro Baptists attacked. Only the Fabatar, master of all four sexualities could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Fabatar, a gay named Neil Patrick Harris. Although his fabulosity is great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Neil can save the world.
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If only I could find a friendship like this. <\3 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
I think it's Tyreesha.
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If only I could find a friendship like this. <\3 16 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Maybe it's Maybelline?
A promise 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
Is Lando coming back?! :D
When bae turns into an infidel 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
(Look at the hashtag)
I am curious about this 58 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
I think you're thinking of Finn.
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Ver import question 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 4 years ago
That's the joke.
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