PhoenixSenshi

phoenixsenshi


Just the world's first legitimate Pokemon Professor.

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Japan here I cum! 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Octopus: *wiggles in excitement*
This is what I call a badass 14 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
"I wanna be majestic too!"
"Go away bro."
"Pleeeeeeease?"
"Ugh, fine."
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Reindeer migration in Sweden 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Where does the snow end and the sky begin?!
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Who shot first? 19 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
If you look at the "Greedo shot first" footage, you can see Han's head was very poorly edited sideways. It looks like someone just clicking and dragging in photoshop.
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My face when I mkae a spelling mistake in the title 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
I like how it's positioned right where he's looking.
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It got pretty cold last night 4 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Donald Trump: "Perfect for our new wall!"
jarvissssssss 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Well there's also the fact the Jarvis was a real person. He was the Stark family's butler until he died, and Tony programmed J.A.R.V.I.S. based off of him.
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Kristen Stewart isn't all that bad 11 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
No one hates Twilight like the cast hates Twilight.
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Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Just ignore him rwby_rose, don't feed the trolls. Love and tolerate.
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Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MARE
THE MUFFIN MARE
THE MUFFIN MARE
DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MARE
WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!
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Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Fortunately in the brony community we are able to distance ourselves from those people. You CANNOT dodge that crap with FNAF.
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Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
More specifically, they are people who dress like animals as a fetish, and who get off to animals. Think people who would be down to have sex with Lola Bunny from the Looney Toons.
Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
We bronies are weird. We pick a random character in the background and attach ourselves to them irrevocably. Basically every character you see in the background has at least a 100 word wiki post about them and fanart. And don't even get us STARTED on Derpy.
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The New Steve Irwin 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
The new god of Australia has risen.
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As a teacher, this is what pisses me off the most about some of my colleagues 10 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
I had a history teacher who taught like that, but unlike most teachers, he actually understood what he was teaching. He's actually one of the best teachers I ever had.
One of my favourites- An absolute pun-fest 6 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Some of those foodimal designs were genius though.
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never let anyone tell you different 5 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
He probably drank so much he now ages like wine.
Very nicely ;)
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Cutie 3 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Who stuck flowers up his nose?! No wonder he's snarling in the last pic D:
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Negativity sucks,so have some positivity 20 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Brief explanation of shipping:
Two people or characters who you would like to see together are called a ship. (Ex: Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.)
Whatever is officially part of their story is called "canon". (Ex: Ginny and Harry get married.)
And a ship can be "sunk" with that canon. (Harry cannot get together with Hermione because he married Ginny.)
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In conclusion, we are all pirates.
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Not my meme but I agree 29 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Well, I don't think prayer is a particularly BAD coping mechanism, and in minor cases of stress or something, it's probably a good cure. However, it's not always the answer. Sometimes you need more.
Cat's eyeliner on point 7 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
It's like saying something's "on point". Like it's perfect.
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I have no idea where this originates.
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Somebody brought this bear into doggie day care 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
And now I realize I am an idiot who needs sleep.
Somebody brought this bear into doggie day care 13 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
Wait, is it actually a bear? Because it looks more like a dog based on the facial structure. I am so confused.
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Name a song that continues to give you goosebumps every time you listen to it 146 comments
phoenixsenshi · 5 years ago
The first song in the Kanto Symphony. FREAKING FEELS, MAN!